Well Iowa broke some news today …in the way of asparagus picking.
This is what we know.
Apparently, a guy was driving along a highway with his two year old son and five year old niece. As he’s driving along without a care in the world, he takes notice of the way the wheat fields are swaying in the breeze, how the grassy knolls appear untouched by man – and all the world seemed at peace. Until that moment. That moment when the clouds broke and a single ray of light shone down, upon a patch of wild asparagus. He slammed on his breaks almost causing a forty car pile up, pulled over and parked the car. Because how could he not.
By the time the police arrived, the man had wandered a half mile down the road, abandoning his crying niece (a man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do). After questioning the man as to why he had left the children in the car, he explained that he had no choice, if he wanted the asparagus, that is. However, the man was found to have no identifiable asparagus on his person.
But they did find some weed and a plethora of drugs in the backseat.
And the wild asparagus fields of Iowa are left yet again to suffer another five thousand years of no one caring that they even exist.
“sir, hand over the asparagus right now!”
“i don’t have anything, i swear.”
OMG that is hysterical.
hello enna, whoever you are. and thanks. unfortunately, its true. poor iowa.
What a dork. He needs to appear on A and E’s intervention. You know Alice in Wonderland could have incorporated some asparagus…its such a friendly veggie. He probably had the munchies, the healthy munchies. Give the guy a break…haha where do you find this stuff? Its great! :)N
yea, he was smokin it up, got the munchies, and had to pull over for some asparagus. i still don’t know what he was doing wandering down the road asparagus-less? i don’t know where i find this crap. crap just finds me.
How do you cause a 40 car pile up in Iowa? Is there even 40 cars in all of Iowa, let alone on a single road? I smell shenanigans.
yea, i might have made that part up for dramatic effect. but the rest is true.
“how the grassy knolls appear untouched by man “
But not by the Curator.
LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL
now LOTGK. .. I have a bit of a theory myself.. were you doing a search for grassy knolls to see if you popped up first?
Actually, I was surfing WordPress with the random link and you popped up. I read your article and commented.
However, I just did a Google search on on grassy knoll, and I’m on page 2, #13 over all.
thanks for stopping by! i don’t know much about this searchy keywordy crap- but good luck with that. i did visit your site, and i liked it!
Thank you.
BTW. At the top of the page, when signed in to WordPress, click the arrow on the right and it will take you to a random wordpress blog. Try it a few times, sometimes you find interesting blogs.
LOTGK,
thanks! I’ll try it out