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Obama: The 46 Year Old Political Virgin?
Posted in famous people, in the news, poli-tics me off, tagged barack, election, election 08, funny, humor, obama, obama for president, political satire, politics, presidential candidates on October 6, 2008| 7 Comments »
Obama and Hilary -Star Crossed Lovers?
Posted in famous people, in the news, poli-tics me off, tagged barack obama, clinton, democrats, election, funny, hilary, hilary clinton, humor, news, obama, poli-tics me off, random on June 4, 2008| 5 Comments »
Apparently, America has officially decided that this isn’t such a good idea, and Barack Obama has finally snagged the Democratic nomination.
:::yawn:::
::::crickets::::
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talk about a blindside.
Although everyone seems to be basking in the afterglow of this revelation, I think we are turning a blind eye to the real issue in our midst. could there be a little hanky panky going on behind the scenes? could these vicious attacks on one another be nothing more than pent up sexual tension on the rise? could they be none other than two star-crossed senators in this great big, cruel and loveless political race?
i don’t strive to break news, it just happens.
“if you come any closer Senator, I can’t promise that i will control my urges.”
MEMO: Now Barack, if you could just work on expanding your vocabulary to include words other than “change…” that would be awesome. thanks.
for more news on the Obama saga, check out “Obama Quits Church?”
Barack Obama Quits Church?
Posted in famous people, in the news, poli-tics me off, tagged barack obama, church, election, funny, hilary, humor, michael pfleger, news, poli-tics me off, Trinity on June 1, 2008| 5 Comments »
I don’t know if you guys have heard of Barack Obama, but he’s been in the news a bit lately. Something to do with votes. I don’t know. Well, in spite of the fact that he has been attending Trinity United Church every week for the past sixteen years, was married there, had his kids baptized there, and benefited from their financial support of his campaign -he has decided to cancel his membership. Apparently, now the radical-ness is getting a bit too radical. This decision was due to Obama attempting to break ties to Trinity’s former pastor Jeremiah Wright, who could be indeed classified as a Stage 5 Crazypants.
(Obama and Wright) “smile while you can Jerry, we won’t always be this happy.”
“This is not a decision I come to lightly and frankly it’s one I make with some sadness,” says Obama. Don’t worry, he still loves God. But church isn’t in his best interest right now. Once again, something to do with votes.
I’m not so sure.
Then, just as the dust had appeared to settle, enter Michael Pfleger
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who has put all the other crazypants in the land to shame. Pfleger, whom the Catholic Church is trying to deny every knowing, recently accused Hilary of espousing “white entitlement” and also stated that “a black man’s stealing my show” during his speaking engagement at Trinity.
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