Recently, I was recruited by someone to put my freelance writing profile on IList.com. Because I’m awesome, and for no other reason. Don’t worry, the place is legit, it’s like a craigslist of sorts. I checked it out and I thought, well since they had already set up everything for me and I only had to put in my web address – ok, fine. Any more work than that and this elephant would have went right back to bed. No longer than 12 hrs. after I listed my profile, I get this exact email to my personal address:
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Yo! I saw your writing ad on Ilist…. and I was wondering if you were open to anything other than “work”? You’re REALLY cute and I’d like know something about you. You’re lookin’ damn sexy in those tight jeans!
‘Write’ on!!……………………………
Please reply to me at this address.
Phillip
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So, I thought given the extreme intelligence of this person to email me in attempt to lure me into some kind of perverted cyber relationship, when he was reading a listing for a freelance WRITER, I thought I’d post it here for everyone to enjoy. Along with his real email.
On that note, I’d like to say a big “thank you” to Phillip over at Skeezy ‘R US, because I was totally at a loss of what to write about tonight.
