is the elephant a sucker for witty banter? perhaps.
fashionably late? always.
strikingly gorgeous in some third world countries? its questionable. definately.
a wordy genius beyond what your mind can even imagine? please.
is the elephant in your living room? well it just might be.
so what’s with the blog?
[DISCLAIMER: the opinions expressed in this blog in no way reflect the views and opinions of this website or of me. I take no responsibility for anything that my fingers type and will not be held liable for such typed words.]
Although I find it painstakingly difficult to adhere to any kind of theme or format, I feel that you should know what to expect when you visit me. So call it succombing to the peer pressure of all the other themey blogs, or a desperate need to live up to expectations that only I impose upon myself – but I will try to keep this blog on the right track. The right track being complete and utter uselessness. Still, I cannot promise that I won’t crack under the pressure.
...so what occupies my time when I’m not saving the world with one piece of observational sarcasm at a time or mourning over the loss of my once svelte abs?
wouldn’t you like to know.
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Excellent humor all over the place here. I could keep commenting on your commenting but I’m trying to be polite. Trying.
but i love the comments on the comments? thank you=) at least i’m appreciated in some states. maybe i should move to this place you call York.
Good, then I won’t be so hesitant.
York , Pa., would be privileged, though unworthy; maybe you should. It’s a Republican county 🙂 in a Democratic state. 😦
ok, um, i live in illinois…. so uh, it could only be an upgrade considering what i’m already dealing with.
Hey, I like your changes, among them, the new elephant and don’t remember the quote of the week being there.
Of course I’m wrong, probably.
You might have an in at the White House soon. It’s not bad here but that could only be because I’m used to it.
State capitol and Hershey north, Lancaster east, Gettysburg west and Baltimore/D.C. south. But, some day I’ll list the good things for you.
well thank you thank you. i like the new elephant myself. and you’re right, the quote is new. i’m a big fan of quotes i must say.
so how is the hermit life these days?
Hermiting has never been more popular, thank you. Wannabes swarm the woods and seashores trying to find a cave of their own in record numbers these days. Many of them bankers!
To paraphrase the least appreciated Beatle, Mr. Starr, “Got to pay your dues if you want to sing the blues, or be a Hermit, you know it don’t come easy.
Why, thinking about it? I love quotes too. Can’t remember them, so thank goodness for the Internet. Though it makes one think all the good quotes have been taken.
yes, all the good quotes have been taken i fear. and ideas. anytime i think i’ve got a good idea, bam, someone’s been there done that.
Bankers keep getting better looking and appararently pro-active in bank security and all-around crime fighting, if the sidebar is an indication.
bankers are very well rounded, and resourceful people as you can see. we are people of many talents – albeit world-saving or wordy geniuses.
No wonder I haven’t seen the check — my social ends in a tail-end charlie… damn!
Karma,
yea, well, if you were supposed to get a check, it can take up to july.. =( no new nascar T-shirts for you anytime soon.
Hey, your blog is really great. You should sign up for Humorbloggers.com. It’s a great community and a good way to boost your readership. Just tell ’em Skip DeKades sent ya.
skip… well thank you! I tried signing up for something like that before and never kept up with it, but i’ll def check it out =)
hey your blog is awesome…..horny cats, craziness…all part of my crazy life….. 😉
goodbad – thanks lady! i can tell you are hot stuff. my blog only attracts hot people. so congratulations. maybe i should blog about that. hey! you just inspired a blog
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Crap. We ARE the same person. I must destroy you, for your ass is nicer than mine.
enna, you’re about to throw away our bff friendship ALREADY?
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