Ok, hop in your DeLorean. Anytime I’m writing at 3am you must expect some sort of introspecion. A little glimpse into the past. So strap in kids.
Waaaay back when I first started writing blogs on Myspace, (uuuggh, dad, do we have to bring that up?) I called myself: “The Davey Crocket of Blogging –blazing trails of truth.” For what reason, I have no clue. Kind of like I have no clue why this is named The Daily Elephant.
Back then, I was different. You know all of the crazy events that I casually mention on this blog from time to time? The ones where you leave me comments and you’re all: “what the crap. that’s bs… that didn’t happen.” And then I tell you, yes it did. And then you still don’t believe me? Well, the myspace days were when they happened. And that is their official title in the rolodex of my life: the myspace days. [Definition] Myspace days = a period of 3-4 years where I lost my damned mind.
After I recovered from my trip to crazytown, I started this blog, to chronicle my extended stay there. And can I just say, that if you are planning a trip to crazytown anytime soon – invest in some deep conditioner – cus something is up with their soft water.
So here I am, back from crazytown and my blog still has no point. It’s like the Seinfeld of blogging. And again, I’m stuck with a retarded name that I’m not even sure how I came up with, yet I can’t even buy the domain for it cus some other idiot already did, who also has no idea what he’s gonna do with it. I mean, if some portly guy in a ski mask held a gun to my head and asked me what my blog was about, WHAT THE HECK would I say? I mean, after spewing the obvious immediate response of- “holy crap you need to get up off my grill cus I can’t concentrate like this…and seriously, I don’t know where that gun’s been.” But after that, then what?
I got nothing. But speaking of losing your mind… have you all see this clip of Joaquin Phoenix on Letterman because OH MY GAH is it nutty?!? Apparently, he is giving up acting to pursue a career in Rap music. I thought this was a publicity stunt at first, but then after closer analyzation it’s pretty clear that he’s just high. It’s HILARIOUS!