Everyone’s favorite elephant is implementing a new service to her readers. Yes, you heard correctly, there’s no pumping gas here -this is a full service blog.
Because there are so many of you out there with painfully hip, wonderfully hilarious, and depressingly heartfelt blogs, I would like people to get to know you. Instead of me just choosing blogs that I like that featuring them (which would tend to be the same kind of blog over and over) I am opening it up to anyone who reads this blog.
What do you have to do? Dahling, all you have to do is leave a comment on each blog post the elephant writes for that week. You don’t have to leave one the same day that I make the post, just at some point within the week. Which, given the laziness levels around here, the posts most likely won’t be everyday. This is also something you should get in the habit of doing because anytime you leave a link to your site on another blog, you help your search engine ranking. The contest will run friday to friday. Then I will randomnly select a name from all of those who qualify. I will then contact you and let you know so you can give me links to posts you would like highlighted.
Then I will convince the world that you have the greatest blog known to man. Everyone will visit you and you will blow up like the next Oprah. Literally. No. That was mean.
I don’t think you answered this question on the other blog… can you just promote me? Or do I actually have to have a website?
yea no. you have to have a blog, website, or a blog or website worth promoting. i will not just promote you. afterall you don’t need that
Brandon, do the job yourself. Simply find a celebrity famous enough to sell column inches, seduce her/him and then sell your story. This will promote you, albeit not for very long (unless you can snare another star). Other surefire ways to get yourself noticed include:
(a) becoming a serial killer
(b) landing a plane in the Hudson river without loss of life
(c) being elected as President
(d) giving birth to eight babies at once
I hope this helps.
woman – that whole having 8 babies thing, what an attention whore! 😉 thanks for stoppin by!
so it doesn’t matter how sucky a blog is, they can be featured as long as they leave a jillion comments? 😉
now now… a jillion and one per post are a wee bit different my maria. but YES! i want to be fair to everyone and even though i might not normally plug their blog, all is fair here at the elephant.
can you just cut to the chase and feature my blog. it’s too awesome
we shall see david. we shall see about that.
Does it have to be a witty comment?
YES@#%$@%^@$^!!!!!!!!1
so your saying that I dont have to show my photos of my man boobies? or confess to the world that I have a horn like growth right smack bang between my eyes and i dont even have to put on 50 kgs then go on The Biggest Loser and shed all that weight to get some attention to my blog susispice.wordpress.com?????? wow!!! I think i can meet this challenge… hehe
susi… although what you say sounds REALLy appealing and i’m a bit curious to see that… no. but if this is too easy, i might have to consider that as a plan b
My blog is written by an “Arabian Princess” who watches “Bachelor recaps” and the “Amazing Race 13” (as well as “Big Brother 10 spoilers). What can I say, I like TV. I watch so much I am like “Paul the Hermit” eating “Kosher Porkchops” Gotta go now b/c I got “news” for you. I have “cheese in my shoe”
you know bearman… i could be mistaken, but i think you just morphed my entire blogroll into a comment.
sounds good to me, thanks.
hey katy! welcome… welcome
“i think you just morphed my entire blogroll into a comment.”
I don’t know what you are talking about.
bear- oh. i think you know.
I will not blow up like Oprah, nor will I endorse Obama
and julie, that is why you are welcomed with open arms
Did you know that I featured you in a post about a week ago?
Hmmm, didja??
😉
you did… pinky, i’m blushing. i’ll have to go investigate. THANKS!! 😉
Hey there! I think I am too late to enter your contest…but I was away from the silly computer this weekend due to being out of state visiting my husband’s family. I would love to enter next week, or whenever you see fit :). I am not funny, nor clever like YOU :), but I’ll give it a try anyway. You’re the best! HA!
rachel come on now. its ME we’re talking about here. Like i have rules. All you have to do is comment on each post I make from Friday til friday. I think I’ve only had one post since friday. So you don’t have to comment on it that particular day, just any old time within the week then I’ll choose someone and on the following Saturday i’ll feature their blog. My My i didn’t even know you had a blog woman! you need to start leaving that link
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Blah blah blah. Oh I am supposed to put something worthwhile.
OK go check out Michaels new blog.
http://everybodysisstupidbutme.wordpress.com
haha. ok ok bearman i’ll check it out
woooo Modest needs more traffic <33 =]
well hello modest… welcome~