I admit, I did watch the Oscars last night. I also admit that I didn’t really pay attention since I was working on my website… but you know that you can still rely on me to bring you those diamonds in the rough, those few and far between moments, where someone got totally made fun of in an inappropriate way. And here we have Ben Stiller ripping apart Joaquin Phoenix and making fun of his appearance on David Letterman. [if you haven’t seen this yet, scroll down about 3 blogs and you’ll find it] He even took out his gum and put it on the podium. …Ugh, priceless.
Then, we have my new hero, Steve Martin. As if I didn’t love him enough already, he and Tina Fey single handedly offended half of the celebrities at the Oscars by making fun of Scientology. Hopefully Tom Cruise wasn’t there, or his head might have exploded.
Yeah, those were the only two decent things all night. I watched most of it too, but it was in the background of me doing pretty much anything else I could possibly occupy myself with.
I kept hoping for Jon Stewart to show up, since Hugh was mostly a failure.
Was the guy that posted the second clip laying on the floor videotaping his tv??
I actually watched it this year. I could have done without Beyonce though – seriously.
I loved Ben Stiller’s skit- I also really liked the way they presented with 5 previous winners…
Aniston and Mayer just feet from Brangelina though —- awkward.
whitty. you and jon stewart. whats your deal with that. i think everyone watches the oscars by default
bearman – haha. thats what i was thinking. it’s pretty classy
Jon Stewart is just a hilarious guy. BACK OFF.
Plus he hosted it the past couple years.
jules. .. i personally hate beyonce. or as i like to pronounce it ‘bay-once’ anyway, her voice sucks.
it was funny when aniston was presenting and they kept putting the camera on brangelina and they were all fake cheesing.
I too, hate Beyonce. She needs to go away. Far, far away.
Steve Martin! So brilliant after all these years! He always brings the A game too.
Here I was thinking that your site had become a dumping ground to rail against talented people…
no no, michael there’s always a few people in the world worth recognizing. of course, i hate tina fey, but the fact that they ripped on scientology was enough for me to honor them
I, three, despise bay-once.
I missed the ripping on scientology…going to watch your link NOW! Thanks in advance for the endless entertainment
your welcome my dear, rach. you are welcome. she is very despisable
Good gravy was Tiny Fey hot in that dress!
I could see why so many gals hate Beyonce, she’s so good looking, so talented, so rich. She really raises the bar, it must be tough to compete with all that.
no no. mike, see she actually isn’t that talented in my opinion. and pretty? her face is alright sometimes, sometimes not. her body.. not my thing. and her voice? annoying. it’s a matter of opionion though
yeah, i watched die hard for the millionth time and tuned into the oscars twice for like 5 seconds each time. it just gets cornier with each year. thanks for the highlights! 🙂
Nuh uh, she can sing, she can dance, she can act, her body is very curvy and more “womanly” than most beauty icons of the day, in my opinion!
To be honest, I actually sat right behind the whole Destiny’s Child crew, Beyonce, Kelly and Michelle at an airport in SF in 2000, did not recognize them and never really looked twice. They were all so short. Small entourage too, only three additional people at the time. Plus they carried so much crap my daughters car seat got bumped from the flight, so I wasn’t impressed there either.
Hair and makeup, lighting, clothing, do play a big role in visually expressing “starlet beauty”, on that I am sure we can agree.
of course, many men don’t understand this fact michael. Even when i see a girl on TV wearing the “natural look” i’m like, yea, that took like3 hrs to achieve. short? beyonce looks like a giant amazon woman though
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She’s 5’6, that’s not too bad, I’m 6’3 (bragging) so from my vantage point (bragging), many people don’t look tall (bragging).
yea, it’s probably the 6 inch stripper heels she always be wearing that throws me off michael
well Will Smith was definitely there and I know he’s scientolgist. I think it’s funny they can mock scientology so openly.
i know jo!! i was really surprised since they are all so touchy about that, i would of thought it got censored or something
I loved the Oscars this year. Looks like we laughed at the same spots. Still always kills me!
I am Gaylord Focker.
Well. Not literally. That would be a little weird.
I’d at least change my name.