I understand it’s been a bit of a ghost town around here. My only question is, why are you wearing chaps? Really, it’s not necessary.
Anyway, I’m really working hard on this new website… and I’m pretty sure it’ll be worth it. You’re going to luuuurve it darlings. So, we are making sacrifices for the better good. Wait, I didn’t know this blog was a socialist. But listen, exciting things you have to look forward to on the new website: Kenny will be revealed, the elephant will come out of the closet, new blogs, snazzy new layout, and of course, absolute hilariousness. So can you hold tight just a little bit longer or what??????
Me: [picking up my phone] Yup.
Kenny: Okay. Before I say this, you can’t turn this into a blog.
Me: What? Are you forreal?
Kenny: Yes, I’m very real. you can’t write about what I’m telling you.
Me: I really don’t think it’s necessary for you to say that.
Kenny: I’m just saying… don’t.
Me: I think I can tell the difference between something that I should and shouldn’t write a blog about.
Kenny: Well it doesn’t hurt to give the disclaimer.
Me: I’m offended.
Kenny: No you’re not.
Me: No I’m not. It probably is better that you use the disclaimer. I am actually a pretty poor judge of what I should write about. So this must be about a girl.
Kenny: Ok… so the other night….
Me: [interrupting] Ok, but can I write about this?
Kenny: What do you mean, I just told you that you couldn’t.
Me: No, I mean the fact that you told me I couldn’t write the blog. Can I write a blog about that?
Kenny: NO. Just leave it alone.
this blog has officially moved to: www.bluntdelivery.com