Today, I conquered the world. Or so it seemed. Granted, my own imaginary world, where only I exist, but it was still something to behold. It started with me actually prying myself from the computer which I have been diligently placed in front of for the better half of a month. First, I returned the dvd’s which had been patiently awaiting next to my door since New Year’s Eve.
Then, I mailed three books that I sold on Amazon two weeks ago, but agreed to ship within 2 business days. After this, followed a triumphant moment in which I deposited my check from Chicken Soup for the Soul. Triumphant only to me, I realize. Then, as I was driving home, I attempted to read the book that was glaring up at me from my passenger seat.
<—–not me, but a good likeness on any given day.
I think I’ve made it clear before that I don’t read books. And that still holds true, except in the event I find a book that offers me some sort of meaningless and hilarious commentary. Books which have fit into this category include:
Couplehood by Paul Riser, Sein Language by Jerry Seinfeld, and He’s Just Not That Into You by [whatever guy helped write Sex and the City]. That’s about it. Of all the stacks of amazing books that I own, these are the only ones I have actually cracked open. Add to that list: I Was Told There’d Be Cake by Sloane Crosley. With a title like that, you can imagine why I was willing to risk my life [and the lives of several others] today in order to read the first paragraph.
Exciting things happening in the Elephant’s life these days. New clients, a new business on the rise, and most excitingly I’m starting to take this whole book writing thing more seriously. The problem is with creative people is that we have TOO many ideas. Know what I mean? The thought of choosing one, just one measley little topic to write a book on is the most daunting challenge I can imagine. Which is exactly why I’m not doing it. I’ve come to the conclusion that my book will be: a) non-fiction of course; b) non-serious of course; c) either short stories or essays compiled with some cohesive theme. Choosing that theme will probably take another couple years… yea.
Okay, so I really didn’t get anywhere today.
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