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HOLD. THE. PHONE. I usually don’t report news, but I have no choice but to interrupt your regularly scheduled programming to bring you quite possibly the most disturbing, yet hilarious news you’ve heard all year. I’d like you to meet Alfie Patten, a strapping young 13 yr. old British lad and his new baby, Maisie. Alfie stands 4 ft tall, and when asked how he and his girlfriend would afford the baby he told The Sun, “I thought it would be good to have a baby. We didn’t really think about how we would afford it. I don’t really get pocket money (allowance). My dad sometimes gives me ten bucks.”
Alfie’s dad, who sold these pictures to The Sun, says that “Alfie could have shrugged his shoulders and sat at home on his Playstation, but he’s been at the hospital every day.” Well, sounds like he’s shaping up to become dad of the year! The baby is living with Chantelle, Alfie’s 15 yr. old girlfriend (he’s quite the ladies man) and her family of six, currently being supported by the government. BONUS: Alfie is allowed to “stay the night.”
Check the full article for pictures of Alfie and his girlfriend, or if you don’t believe me. Because I almost didn’t.
Photo courtesy of thesun.co.uk
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